One of a select few chosen ones in the galaxy who has attained a mastery of the art of cock handling beyond human capabilities. Jedi Cockmasters typically can make a penis erupt without even being in the same room.
by buckmonster September 02, 2008
by Koriand'r July 15, 2005
a bong that incapacitates a seasoned stoner (a red eye knight) either by getting really high or throwing up.
by IVtomatoXX July 20, 2008
When two homosexuals undertake in anal sex, and they both pull out when they are done and slap them together like light-sabers.
by Ivan Ramirez & Maria Garcias August 17, 2011
Jill" Did you hear about how good Ben was in the sack last night?
Amy" yeah he was good be he's no sexual jedi."
Amy" yeah he was good be he's no sexual jedi."
by azraelmike September 08, 2010
being a mind reading mo'fuck psychic
by sathkeerthi joshii February 17, 2012
Whilst having anal sex with a female hop on her back and tell her "strong with the force young skywalker is". Then as she complains tell her, "that is why you fail". Then, remove your weiner and commense hitting her in the head with it until you cum in her hair.
"Did you hear what padame or panda bear or whatever the fuck her name is did with darth vader?"
"NO?!"
"They did the angry Jedi, and afterwards did the Angry Pile of Sith."
"OMGZZZZZ!"
"NO?!"
"They did the angry Jedi, and afterwards did the Angry Pile of Sith."
"OMGZZZZZ!"
by pattheog March 25, 2008