A person who is known as 'Jacob' will seem kind at first, but actually turn into a dragon at night. They know much about geographic issues, modern history, literature and various aspects of drama. People named Jacob are attracted to Japanese girls Nodoka, typically have blonde hair and blue eyes, and also enjoy singing in their past time. He talks with a Japanese accent most of the time, whilst luring girls into his tutoring business to only change into his dragon formation to eat them. Beware.
Kim: Jacob offered me some tutoring yesterday, I didn't want to accept as there has been a mysterious pattern of girls going missing after his tutoring groups.
Bridget: Yes I have noticed that, my mumma warned me about those dangerous boys.
Bridget: Yes I have noticed that, my mumma warned me about those dangerous boys.
by GEOGRAPHYFTW325 October 15, 2012
An immature freak with no sense of knowledge. He gropes and harasses others. Normally makes immature perverted jokes.
Jacob
by Anonymous1.13 December 11, 2015
by Kuku cachoo April 05, 2015
That guy is such a Jacob!
by Random2322 October 25, 2015
1: A total Douche-Bag. 2: A guy that totally sucks in every way possible. 3: Someone who secretly won't admit they are gay. 4: Virgin.
by The Gay Pirates January 13, 2011
Jacob is a strong man with a huge heart. He is a jack of all trades. Very caring man. Loves working with his hands. He is in his mid 30s. A father who loves his children. A boyfriend and future husband. Who loves with all his heart. He is very smart. Sometimes a smart ass but most the time a scruffy teddy bear.
Jacob, you wear your heart on your sleeve. But it is so nice to know a great man like you is mine. You are one in a million.
by VannaBear5 August 01, 2018
1. A name that 2 out of five guys will have.
Fucking everybody you meet will be named Jacob.
2. A very boring and cliche name for a guy whose jock strap is a bit too tight.
Fucking everybody you meet will be named Jacob.
2. A very boring and cliche name for a guy whose jock strap is a bit too tight.
Person 1: "Hey, man! What's you're name again?"
Person 2: "Name's Jacob, homie"
Person 1: "Figures..."
Person 2: "Name's Jacob, homie"
Person 1: "Figures..."
by The Best Bear March 31, 2013