jb

mean your dick

go to hell,jb

by johnnytim555 July 30, 2018

JB

JB is one of the coolest and chill people you'll ever meet. If you're friends with one you're really lucky cause they are so funny, kind and always a shoulder to cry on due to their friendly nature. JBs are mainly known for their swag, coolness and chillness, JB is amazing! Very dedicated good character people.

"YO, is that JB!?"

"Yeah, the cool kid!"

"Let's go over!"

by An anonymous person :) December 22, 2022

JB Han

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "看看你的牛子" meaning "let me look at your (dick)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "show your dick". It is similar with the old slang "看看批" meaning samely.

“我的牛子很他妈大”
“看看你的JB Han”

by jiaran July 11, 2022

jb standard

It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,

1) how much Guinness he had so far &

2) what time of the night it is.

JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.

John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.

by Mathgeek. May 16, 2016

Jb Hi-Fi

JB Hi-Fi Limited is a publicly-listed Australian retailer that sells and specialises in consumer goods. JB Hi-Fi has locations in Australia and New Zealand.

"mate I just when to Jb Hi-Fi and picked up a new phone"

by Paridot Dino March 10, 2021

jbs

Just being serious

Polly: I bet you want me;
Bob: I want you like a want a rash on my face...jbs

by gigantorbball March 29, 2015

JB

1. Justin Bieber
2. jail bait
3. "blowjob" backwards

Can be used interchangeably, all three are equally bad.

1. That person is the biggest JB fan.
2. That person is the biggest JB fan.
3. That person is the biggest JB fan.

You may have to clarify which definition of JB you are trying to use.

by 64 68 2e August 5, 2018