Jamison

The most awesome bad ass mother fucker any one person could hope to have as a friend. Be aware if he does not know you because most likely he will con, jip, or hustle you out of any money left in your piggy bank or even life savings. Any person named Jamison is is exponentially the most charming, sexy, intelligent, most hilarious individual another could ever meet.

RICK: Dude Jamison is totally bad ass.

ASHLEY: And hes one sexy mofo.

by iBurn420 April 17, 2009

Jamesing

A group activity which involves showering a person with semen while they sleep, with a particular focus on the target's back and neck leaving them with a crispy neck. A male bonding exercise very popular with squaddies.

Last night Sophie passed out at the party and we gave her a Jamesing

by Bingo46 June 11, 2014

Jamison

A confusing, charming, extremely smart, artistic, gorgeous guy who will sweep you off your feet and then throw you on the ground. He'll never tell you if he wants you or if he doesn't. He's a sweet guy and a great friend but he'll never put as much into a relationship/friendship as you do. He knows what he wants and what he's capable of getting, but he doesn't realize when he hurts people. In a way, he doesn't care, no matter how badly you want him to. He'll make you laugh harder than ever and you'll be bestfriends for a month and then things will suddenly change. He'll talk to you less, spend less time with you, etc., but then the cycle repeats itself, and you're closer than ever again. You don't want to get in a fight with him, because he'll just turn it around on you. He's clever enough to get away with it, too. Don't fall for him, because you'll never get over him, no matter how hard you try. He's an asshole sometimes, but you'll never forget him and never stop being his friend. In the end, he's always going to be there for you, you just can't give up. He's a great guy.

Is your name Jamison cause you're really funny?!

by littlekittens000 April 11, 2011

Jamesing

To absolutely do nothing or to be unproductive for more than ten hours a day. This includes but is not limited to: sleeping, gaming, thinking about nothing on the bed, taking up space, and thinking about not Jamesing

"A: What are you doing? You have a final tomorrow?!
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"

by TheJameser March 18, 2011

jamison

the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. she gives you one look and your eyes and your atomically falling for her. she is so kind, smart, beautiful, and a lot of times has a freaky side to them. if you ever find yourself being in the presence of a jamison, good luck.

look, it’s jamison! she’s so beautiful.

by idkmynamelol July 31, 2019

Jamestoner

A word that people from everywhere else in Rhode Island use to describe Jamestowners. They believe that all Jamestowners are stoners, which is pretty much true, although a few resist.

North Kingstown kid: "Man, where did you get that weed?"
Other North Kingstown kid: "That Jamestoner sold me it."
North Kingstown kid: "Madd chill, let's go get fucked up!"

by Catrin September 1, 2008

Jamison

A black kid who often says dumb shit.

Some characteristics of someone named Jamison include, but are not limited to:
-Playing world of tanks for a large portion of time.
-Riding his bike through the car wash
-Saying "Go to sleep"
-Often talks about birds

Person 1: Oh look, its a bird!
Jamison: Coo, Coo

by LangLoadMaster May 22, 2023