bald Zak

the act of shaving a bald spot into one's hair while the rest of their hair is very long
Look he fell asleep lets do a bald Zak on him
by tiredpersonn December 03, 2021
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Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.
Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021
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bald penis

Someone with hair on their sides of their head . The top is Bald and looks like a penis.
Our Global Studies, teacher is bald and looks like a penis with hair so he is a Bald Penis.
by Blazer351 September 26, 2018
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bald wookie

Very hairy guy, except for the top of his head.
More hair on his shoulders than on his dome.
My God! Daren looks like a bald Wookie!!
by RacerXrulz5 February 13, 2008
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bald & bankrupt

bald and bankrupt

An English vlogger who travels around India, Belarus and other post soviet countries. He tends to visit small villages and towns and talk with locals in either Russian or Hindi (depending on which country he is in). He is generally quite reckless and does minimal editing to his videos which are quite entertaining and engaging. His knowledge, respect, and the social compassion showed by him for the culture, history, and people who inhabit the place in which he visits have made him quite popular amongst his fans and those who know him. His full name is still unknown, but people in his videos often refer to him as "Bald" or "Benjamin" .
Bill: Have you seen bald & bankrupt's newest video?
Rajan: No, Who is bald and bankrupt?
Bill: Oh, well let me show you
by xXxronanthesnipperxXx January 16, 2020
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bald butter

A gross oily or greasy bald head. Can also be the oily/greasy residue or yellowish stain left behind on clothing or objects caused by a bald buttered person.
Damn dude, look at that bald butter on your pillow!
by macmex August 12, 2007
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bald dick

A dick that can't grow hair as if the person hasn't hit puberty
Did you hear Breemo had a bald dick

Yea it was nasty
by Ur gey November 27, 2016
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