by Resta June 05, 2021
Having sex with your ex-wife
John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.
by Raw Jelly Beans September 03, 2016
Another word for “Gun” or “Chopper/Choppa”
Typically used in the vernacular of those not in law enforcement.
The word Freezer is derived from the verb “to freeze,” indicating that when the freezer is pulled out, it’s freezes people - in the sense that they do not wish to move out of fear from the situation.
Typically used in the vernacular of those not in law enforcement.
The word Freezer is derived from the verb “to freeze,” indicating that when the freezer is pulled out, it’s freezes people - in the sense that they do not wish to move out of fear from the situation.
“Copped a new freezer yesterday.”
“Shug pulled out the freezer, and you could’ve sworn there wasn’t a soul in that club”
“Shug pulled out the freezer, and you could’ve sworn there wasn’t a soul in that club”
by OttoHapaxLegends April 25, 2021
The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold
by Jhenkel1104 January 03, 2015
To shit in the freezer - to destroy one's chances or reputation through an idiotic lapse.
From the UK tv show Big Brother, when a contestant lost crediblity by shitting in the freezer.
From the UK tv show Big Brother, when a contestant lost crediblity by shitting in the freezer.
"The guy was doing okay till he shat in the freezer".
"Don't get caught acting stupid and lose your rep - Don't shit in the freezer."
"Don't get caught acting stupid and lose your rep - Don't shit in the freezer."
by Conhead October 13, 2011
When a dumbass lets a Dairy Queen ice cream cake melt and then put it back in the freezer, the cake gets freezer rust.
Why would you let the ice cream cake melt and put it back in the freezer last week, dumbass, now it has freezer rust
by Urban cowgirl December 23, 2017
Egg Freezer
noun | /eg free-zər/
Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).
Origins:
First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:
“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”
The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”
Traits of an Egg Freezer:
Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor
Other Names:
Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie
See also:
Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating
noun | /eg free-zər/
Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).
Origins:
First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:
“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”
The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”
Traits of an Egg Freezer:
Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor
Other Names:
Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie
See also:
Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating
"She just turned 30 and dropped 20 grand to freeze her eggs. Says she’s focused on healing and traveling. Bro, she’s a certified egg freezer."
by themiamiman June 23, 2025