horizontal phobia 

the best gothic rock band ever!! they are too cool for school. only for goths not preps.

goth: horizontal phobia is cool
prep: like totally!
goth: NO! not for preps!

horizontal phobia by cool person March 13, 2005

horizontal phobia 

pronounced: *WHORE*-IZ-ON-TAL-FOE-BEE-UH...DUH...OMG THAT LIKE SO TOTALLY RHYMED....THE best gothic band ever....

i dunno dude i have to do too many other gothic-like things to think of an example...

horizontal phobia by i dont remember my name..i bumped my head on a wall and forgot it..where am i? is this heaven? April 22, 2005

horizontal closet 

when clothes are piled on the floor, instead of being put away in a closet or drawer.

Mr. V says that his son has a VERY large horizontal closet.

horizontal closet by Julio Sizzle October 9, 2008

Horizontal Life 

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.

"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"

Horizontal Life by jembert January 7, 2010

horizontal sweating 

sex as exercise

was too lazy to go to the gym so i engaged in some horizontal sweating instead.

horizontal sweating by ParkerD October 16, 2012

horizontal pinky 

Cosplay involving steampunk attire and sex on a velvet lined pool table, pool cue optional

Last night got a bit wild, ended up doing the horizontal pinky with a girl from idaho

horizontal pinky by Milesotoole February 1, 2015

Horizontal pinned 

When someone is hair pinned and wear it as horizontal as possible to represent they are holding weed but not willing to sell it, but usually know a guy who does.

That guy in the blue Bennie is horizontal pinned, so he must know someone to be able to hook us up.

Horizontal pinned by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015