by sammyhamham January 21, 2022
Get the homiesexual mug.When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.
by bilbobaghins November 30, 2021
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When straight males who are very good friends say vaguely homosexual things to each other, not to express physical attraction or any romantic love towards each other, but as a means by which to show a simple appreciation in an ironic fashion.
Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Friend 1: “It’s really fuckin hot in here.”
Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”
Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”
Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*
Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”
Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”
Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*
Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
by PoopMan9k March 3, 2022
Get the Homiesexual mug.1. The friendship bond between a lesbian and a gay guy, similar to lesbro or fag hag.
2. A group of homosexual friends.
2. A group of homosexual friends.
Example 1-
Girl: Do you want to be my lesbro?
Guy: I can't; I'm gay.
Girl: We can be homiesexuals!
-OR-
Guy: Do you want to be my fag hag?
Girl: I can't; I'm lesbian.
Guy: We can be homiesexuals!
Example 2-
Person 1: Why does that group of gay people always hang out together?
Person 2: They're homiesexuals.
Girl: Do you want to be my lesbro?
Guy: I can't; I'm gay.
Girl: We can be homiesexuals!
-OR-
Guy: Do you want to be my fag hag?
Girl: I can't; I'm lesbian.
Guy: We can be homiesexuals!
Example 2-
Person 1: Why does that group of gay people always hang out together?
Person 2: They're homiesexuals.
by Lipstick pansexual April 15, 2014
Get the Homiesexual mug.Homiesexuality, is a sexuality where two or more homies love each other, and may engage in sexual/affectionate activities with one another. When one is homiesexual, and engages in sexual/affectionate activities with another homie it will not be considered a act of homosexuality.
Homie1 "Hey bro wanna kiss and cuddle?"
Homie2 "I mean i would, but ain't that homo?"
Homie1 "Na bro im homiesexual."
Homie2 "oh, then in that case hell ya."
Homie2 "I mean i would, but ain't that homo?"
Homie1 "Na bro im homiesexual."
Homie2 "oh, then in that case hell ya."
by Nightmare230044 September 16, 2020
Get the Homiesexual mug.Being attracted to the homies but still having an attraction to girls. You wouldn’t date the homies you’d just act guy around them, if you say you’re homiesexual and date the homies, that’s gay. If you say you’re homiesexual and date girls, you’re homiesexual.
Person 1:“Yo bro wanna kiss”
Person 2:“Ayo that’s kinda gay”
Person 1:“Nah bruh I’m homiesexual”
Person 2:“Oh ok same with me I’m just making sure”
Person 2:“Ayo that’s kinda gay”
Person 1:“Nah bruh I’m homiesexual”
Person 2:“Oh ok same with me I’m just making sure”
by pewpewisdaddy March 27, 2021
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