Hobby Jobber

Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.

Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.

by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017

Action Hero Hobbies

any live activity that replicates the audio and visual actions of fictional death defying protagonists from a story, movies, video game.

Examples include: Stunt Driving. Stunt Riding. Free Falling. Gun Kata. Sword fighting. Gun Tricks. Knife Tricks. Flying a plane. Flying a helicopter. Explosives. Etc.

Person 1: You love guns but you’re always twirling them. That’s stupid. Just shoot the gun.

Person 2: I love action hero hobbies. Guns are just one part of it. If it doesn’t make a cool sound or look cool while it’s being used, it makes no joy for me.

by DALLASDYNAMITE November 15, 2020

hobby craft

A british version of hobby loby where everything is overpriced yet many people still buy there paint brushes for £15!!!!

Friend 1: hey you want to go to hobby craft

Friend 2: no coz I'm BROKE NOW COZ I BOUGHT TO MANY POM POMS!

by The real smol bean July 9, 2020

Hobby Hopper

Someone who dives into a hobby for a couple of months, loses interest, then starts a new hobby.

James stopped playing paintball last week, now he’s writing a novel. He’s such a hobby hopper.

by BambinoRaps October 28, 2022

The hobby place

A happy space, your creative hangout! Where anyone of any age can find their passion

The Hobby Place is my happy place

by Hobbyplace November 24, 2021

Hobby

Something you do to make time feel like it goes faster. Many people have a hobby.

A mom: You play videogames too much. Try to find a hobby.
Kid: Playing videogames IS my hobby.
A mom: Try to find a new one! You can try reading a book.
Kid: But mom...

by im not google :) March 4, 2022

hobby

something you do on your freetime

examples:

sports

drugs

labbing(crystal meth)

shooting (school)

running

nothing

eating

working out

playing with friends

gaming

rubiks cube

coke(aine)

sleeping

tiktok (you don't have a life)

playing vr (no life)

watching how to basic (you are very wierd)

watching movies

kerbal space program (NEEERRRRD!!)

urban dictionary (no life)

person1:what is your hobby

person2: yes

by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022