Hippo nips

A fat man with huge man boobs.

Person 1: "Looks at that man's hippo nips!"

Person 2: "Noice man."

by PennerSnapple October 16, 2017

Hippo lips

A person with a mouth wide enough to fit 20 or more hot dogs.

Dang Hillory you can fit 20 slammers in them hippo lips.

by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017

Sloppy hippo

Bangin a fat beast under water

One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack

by Animal tamer June 19, 2017

crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016

sad hippo

a person who is forced to breathe oxygen to survive, in an environment they would rather not do so

Kittykat1232 is a sad hippo

by AnaxNavi February 19, 2021

Hippo Fart

A fart that lingers wherever you go, until it smells no longer.

Damn! Jimmy just ripped a hippo fart! Don’t let him get near you!

by Yogurtfiend12 April 10, 2021

Happy Hippos

A German treat that is pretty much a biscuit shaped like a hippopotamus with white and dark chocolate filling and chocolate sprinkles.

My mother went to World Market and got some Happy Hippos.

by EmeraldCat September 8, 2013