hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Meaning the fear of long words and is ironically the longest word in the phobia listings.

Alex suffers from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, and refuses to learn larger more complex words

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Kyrstin Garcia February 19, 2009

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

means fear of long words.

I am so afraid of long words, i have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Rlvers March 28, 2011

hippopotamus doorknob 

Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.

- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.

hippopotamus doorknob by Brolijah May 7, 2014

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The most ironically name word in the English language.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is a very long word for the phobia of long words.
Pronunciation: /ˌhɪ.pə.pɒ.təˈmɒn.strəˌsɛ.skwɪ.pɪˈdeɪ.lɪəˌfoʊ.bɪə/ (From Wikipeter)

Gibby suffered from hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia so he disliked the use of words of more than 4 syllables.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by YehNameJeff March 27, 2016

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

the fear of long words : ironic

bob- hey joe i heard you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

joe- holy shit big word run

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by kingofthehill618 August 18, 2008

hippopotomonstrosesquippedalaphobia 

hippopotomonstrosesquippedalaphobia is the fear of big and or long or huge wurdz

hippopotomonstrosesquippedalaphobia small

hippopotomonstrosesquippedalaphobia by Kam the man May 27, 2007

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

A supposed fear where one is afraid of long words.

A psychiatrist is in his office, and a patient walks in.

After some talking, the psychiatrist says "Sir, I'm afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."

The patient shouts, "GOOD LORD, MAN! MAKE IT STOP!" and walks out the door.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Hunter512 September 16, 2014