Herb Alpert 

Combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Rusty Trombone

The result of minor defecation while ejaculating during the act of receiving a Rusty Trombone and smearing the face of the "musician" with said feces.

Derived from the 1960's pop band Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Contains references to both the Brass and Hispanic flavor of the band.

"Damn, Dave gave me a Herb Alpert after I finished playing the rusty trombone version of "Spanish Flea" up his ass."

"Hey Herb Alpert, I see buy your face that you've been blowin' that rusty trombone again"

Herb Alpert by Rexomatica McManus November 9, 2006

herb salud 

1. Mixing multiple kinds of marijuana in one pipe or blunt

Me: Shit niggs that looks like a herb salud in dat bitch

herb salud by Crizzle McGizzle May 13, 2008

herb's herb 

the best shit on earth.

1.yo, you wanna smoke this pot?
2.is it herb's herb?
1.no?
2.fuck no man.

herb's herb by chelwar November 1, 2010

Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie 

One of the most sexualized ships in existence, this ship is overrated to the point where it's become annoying.

person 1: "hey dad, i ship and sexualize Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie, i hope you don't mi--"

dad: *goes to get the milk*

Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie by nUR53_f1nn December 15, 2021

herb monkey 

Someone who is addicted to weed

1 - She smoking so much weed now
2 - I know she's such a herb monkey

herb monkey by smiley_miley April 28, 2014

Herb merchant 

(Noun) one who vends herbs, especially cannabis

"My herb merchant hooked me up"

Herb merchant by Maryjaaane September 14, 2014

Herb Dean 

Herb Dean is a referee for the UFC. As such, Herb Deaning someone is the act of interrupting or pulling your friend or someone else away from someone getting completely dominated in a fight/already knocked out, so as to avoid any permanent damage to the victim.

Person 1: Holy shit, dude, did you see Adam get his shit wrecked by Jake yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it was great until John came in and Herb Dean'd Jake.

Herb Dean by Prince Lock July 6, 2016