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hesling

A really beautiful person and is super fun in bed ;)

Be careful when using condoms.... it will come off eventually :p
We had a Hesling problem last night
by bitchboy69 January 8, 2015
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healin

It is when one is "hustling" and or "dealing " in the streets. To be making money in the streets is "healin" the streets.
Man I been out here "healin these streets all day.
by J-Muney March 10, 2017
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Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.
"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."
by Danger Ape September 6, 2019
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heating up cold soup

Heating up cold soup is when a person rekindles a romantic relationship from their (usually distant) past.

The soup is analogous to the relationship in this analogy—and that soup isn’t just room temp...it’s straight up cold. Thus, the general sentiment is that the rekindling is with someone one has neither spoken with nor seen (nor obsessed over) in years.
Late 20’s Girl #1: What are you doing tonight?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Watching a movie at my apartment with Matt...
Late 20’s Girl #1: Who is Matt?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Matt Stephens...my high school boyfriend.
Late 20’s Girl #1: Talk about heating up cold soup.
Late 20’s Girl #2: Yeah. Don’t tell anyone.
by Windton September 13, 2020
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Queef Heaving

Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!

To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.

Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!

Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.

If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
by sandry shores May 24, 2018
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Selective hearing

When you're in a zone and you're only able to hear what your mind is focused on. Others think you're ignoring them when they talk but the truth is they failed to gain your attention first.
My wife swears I was ignoring her but I have selective hearing, my attention was on the TV and I was completely unaware she was talking to me.
by Zoned all the way out November 24, 2021
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crack heating

Act of warming your hands by putting them in your buttcrack
It's so cold outside, he had to use crack heating to warm his hands.
by psudorandom December 24, 2022
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