by PancakePanda May 17, 2021
by Steve-o5000 February 03, 2006
A drastic change in hairstyle in response to an extreme situation someone is experiencing or time of duress. For example, cutting long hair into a bob style or dyeing black hair blonde.
"Did you see Shauna's crisis haircut? She chopped all of her hair off right after her boyfriend dumped her!"
by miacracker November 21, 2016
When you cum on your hand and smear it through someone's hair causing a slicked back greasy italian style haircut.
Last night when me and bae were going at it, I felt pretty naughty and decided to give her an Italian haircut.
by sccameron91 July 20, 2014
A person named Fabian who gets a haircut (but not very much cutoff), too frequently. It still looks like a rat nest after the haircut, with a mix of goldilocks style.
Hey dude, did you get a fresh cut? Heck no, they trimmed me up with a Fabian Haircut. Someone should turn me upside down and use me as a mop.
by Smooth J Rod July 22, 2018
A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.
Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut
John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut
John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut
by PornHaircut February 11, 2014
by Mati April 13, 2005