bald not bald haircut

When a persons haircut is bald but they have hair. Like the hair is connected to your head

Oh look, that dude has a bald not bald haircut.

by TheAmazingnessYouCantImagine October 4, 2022

web 2.0 haircut

A shaved head with a goatee or van dyke, often accessorized with thick-framed glasses, or the person sporting such a look. Implies a certain degree of poseurism or gentle mocking. Derived from the unusual prevalence of this look among new media types and those who style themselves to be new media types. The original web 2.0 haircut was probably worn by Seth Godin, although he never followed through with the beard.

"We wanted to hire an SEO firm, but we ended up with some guy with a web 2.0 haircut."

by limeduck June 17, 2008

tokyo haircut

Slang term for castration.

I'm taking the dog into the vets for a tokyo haircut.

by JobaFett September 6, 2010

Chav Haircut

A Chav Haircut is when a male gets a haircut that is a grade 0 round the back and sides and a grade 1 or 2 on top. It looks like they have asked for a skinhead but walked out of the barbers halfway through.

It is the ugliest most ridiculous hair style of the modern era, yet a considerable percentage of especially young British males have this haircut.

This hairstyle is mainly popular within the chav community, chavs very often have a too low intelligence level to think about what would be a better looking hair style, and so just copy what their mates have and get what makes their heads looks like a turnip.

-How would you like your hair today sir?

- A tidy up on top and a little shorter on the back and sides, but not too short. I don't want a Chav Haircut.

by Righty Tossbag June 7, 2022

Pete Rose haircut

The gayest haircut a person could possibly muster. An ecclectic blend of Moe from the Three Stooges and that half-retarded kid from kindergarten who would cut his own hair with a bowl on his head. Made popular and named for the third best hitter in baseball history Pete Rose (behind only Tony Gwynn Sr. and any player who faced the great Hideki Irabu).

Stewie- "Hey kid, where'd ya get the Pete Rose haircut?"

Zack- "Brad, you shouldn't have let Nick cut your hair while he's half in the bag. He just gave you a Pete Rose haircut"

by niggernicholas August 22, 2009

Bad Haircut Boys

A group of middle school overweight kids who live in your small town and drive their parents' lawnmowers through the neighborhood displaying their awesomely bad haircut, asking you to play Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Why is that fat kid driving a lawnmower on the sidewalk pulling another kid on a sleigh in the middle of July?"

"Oh, he's just a Bad Haircut Boy."

by (Matt) May 19, 2005

the haircut

a new addition to the world of drinking games. bad news only 2 people participate at a time, good news is you'll be wasted drunk after a good number of haircuts. one person will sit down on a chair, and the "barber" will place a towel over your body, like you're actually in a barbershop getting a real haircut. the person sitting down will lay their head back getting ready for the haircut, the barber will then pour a chaser into the their mouth and you will hold it it in your mouth, then the barber will pour liquor (no weak shit either) into your mouth until it is full. you then swallow, get your towel brushed off, and you will stand up satisfied knowing you just had a really nice haircut.

Me and my friend Ray at a party, getting smacked drinkin vlady and MD, while playin pong.
Me: wow, my hair is starting to get stupid long
Ray: don't worry, i can set you up with a appointment after we hit this last cup.
Me: what do you mean? im not lettin you cut my hair, youre sauced.
Ray: well are you tryin to get fuckin wasted as shit? or complain about your gay ass hair the rest of the night?
Me: .. wasted.
Ray: then you are ready for the haircut my friend (he says while hittin last cup at 11 o clock)
Me: im not just ready, im fuckin ready
Ray: well im glad you said that, why dont you sit down and ill set you up with your 11 o clock appointment.

by Nighthawk 82 May 15, 2011