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trail guide

A male version of a tramp stamp located below the belly button but above the genitalia.
"Did you see the trail guide on that douche at the beach?"

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by Tonystarksbitch69 December 1, 2013
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guidely

He is a sweet heart all the girls would want him and his eye are like stars he is the best thing a girl would want and if he has a girlfriend she would not want to let him go he is like the,definition of love.
Wow Guidely you are so kind
by tatiyana127@gmail January 27, 2016
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Guide-book

"Guide-book"

guide-book \'gīd -, bůk \ n : an informative guideline as a book into any kind of journey
TRUE:

Snake and ladders - Guidelines

Use the "Guide-book" while playing with friends..

FALSE:
i think we were lost again give me the "Guide-book" & let's see where we should go this time....
by 164054D5068D December 16, 2024
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Guide

A designated Comp Guide, Judge, Copaw, or the line leader in a quadrobics competition will slowly walk the course before the competition begins as a demonstration to the audience and/or athletes before the round begins. This is most common in course sports that don't have an outlined direction, or if the judges do not allow the athletes to interact with the equipment or obstacles.
We should watch the guide run the course before we pick our seats.
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
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guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out
Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling
by Mulox August 27, 2017
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Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
by SaniElet March 26, 2021
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Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal
Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal
by Savage creep November 23, 2022
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