Grub hub chub rub

When you’re jazzed About your food delivery order, so you wank it while you wait.

Dude I can’t wait for this sushi, it’s giving me grub hub chub rub.

by Mycatlego July 19, 2021

put the grub on your cock

what Mortys dad told him to do when Morty was being a little bitch in the bush demension

Morty put the grub on your cock

by Devrux May 29, 2018

Grub Hubadub by the mrfletch April 19, 2009

this guy predicted the future

Grub Hubadub by the mrfletch April 19, 2009

by someone else thats not u February 10, 2021

What’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy

Your go-to place to eat when you're high.

Specifically after an Apex Legends game.

edwaahd: "Yo lou what’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy?"
lou: "Mhmmm"

by ShugaNips July 1, 2023

Grub and tug

Breakfast in bed with a happy ending.

I had a day off so my ol' lady woke me up to grub and tug this morning, then I blazed some chronic and went back to sleep.

by Timmy Neutron Squared April 29, 2016

beard grub

Word used to describe left over food and food that inevitably escaped the mouth, also includes foods that may or may not have been placed there by owner of beard and food. Food particles and chunks are almost always visible to the naked eye and noticeable to everyone the beard owner comes into contact with.

"Bro I am so hungry you up for some food"?

"Nah man I've been munching on some beard grub I stashed away at lunch".

"Damn. I need a beard".

by taypetes September 30, 2014

Grubbing

When you're jorking it but you're whispering, and gotta keep it quiet

You: "ooaaahhh..... oaahhhh..."
Someone else: "Damn bro I can barely hear you grubbing ur shit rn"

by faggywaggyy February 17, 2025