oh my guide

incorrect pronunciation of "oh my god" used when a particularly shocking scene unfolds

"oh my guide! oh my guide!" the girl exclaimed as the BASE jumpers leapt off the building and parachuted to the ground below.

by nowimupset January 8, 2021

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

Whore Guide

A person you use to show you around a new city and get to sleep with at night.

I'm spending the week in Memphis and need to find a whore guide to show me around.

by Balves November 3, 2021

Whore Guide

A person you use to show you around a new area and then sleep with at night.

When I go to Memphis I'm gonna hop on Tinder to find a whore guide to show me the area.

by Balves November 10, 2021

Style Guide

Trying to hide themselves from either their past, or from what a certain someone/group of people know them as.

Friend 1: Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! What happened to you? You look and act different.

“I went through a Style Guide to hide myself from you.”

by Thy.pern July 9, 2021

Guide-book

"Guide-book"

guide-book \'gīd -, bůk \ n : an informative guideline as a book into any kind of journey

TRUE:

Snake and ladders - Guidelines

Use the "Guide-book" while playing with friends..

FALSE:
i think we were lost again give me the "Guide-book" & let's see where we should go this time....

by 164054D5068D December 16, 2024

Guide

To have lots of money

Mostly used by Nigerians. Used to refer a rich man or someone who just got a lot of money

That guy guide.
Bro I no guide.

by LegendBillion$ October 1, 2025