Grunt Goulash

When a bowel movement manifests itself a little on the moist side. A wet, squirty shit.

I just baked some nasty Grunt Goulash!

by PhilthyPhil68 April 7, 2010

Grunting Scrotus

A term referring to when an individual sucks on another male individual's scrotal sack (i.e.: balls, nuts, two pieces, hanging dice, etc) and the sucking sound makes a grunting noise as the person pulls their mouth off the sack.

Corey, who loves females, was getting his balls licked and heard an all too familiar sound. He said "ooh, I love the grunting scrotus"

by Don "grunting scrotus" May 26, 2009

grunt cake

Synonymous to poop, crap, shit. It is the product of visiting the toilet to take a crap.

I have to go lay a grunt cake.

by Ohh lala October 18, 2007

Grunt Style

A military slang term coined by U.S. Army POGs, during the Global War On Terror. It's normally used to explain why POGs would be in a combat situation.

Generally soldiers in trucking units, fuelers, protect convoy, etc... Anyone preforming missions outside the wire, in a hostile threat environment.

Just for disambiguation, POGs make up about 90+% of the U.S. Army.

Also a clothing line, featuring military and patriot style humor. That seems to trigger both U.S. Military veterans, and sad people, who embody the U.S. Army's moto of, "This we'll defend."

We weren't as hardcore as the infantry. But, we did it "grunt style."

by Dirty white trash April 30, 2022

grunt berry

When your ass is really hairy and you sometimes get random shit (no pun intended) whether its actual shit, or underwear lint, stuck in said ass hair. Then you find it and it looks like a little gnocci and you pull it out and grunt. Hence the name grunt berry. The berry is usually fibrous and full of protein if you have a dog or cat they will most likely eat it.

"Dude I just pulled out a grunt berry the size of a fucking golf ball." "Here doggy, who likes the skippy peanutbutter??! Eat my grunt berry bitch!"

by Santiago Arroba March 16, 2008

cunt grunt

1. A fanny fart.
2. An insult.

1. Fuck me Sarah that was a beastin Cunt Grunt.
2. Bob your such a Cunt Grunt

by Dean Frame June 21, 2006

Chucky Grunts

The act of voluntarily or involuntarily grunting under one’s breath when dissatisfied or frustrated with a conversation or situation at hand. A type of non-verbal communication that occurs when someone (usually named Chuck) generates strange audible noises that often puzzle and/or further annoy anyone within earshot.

Person 1: "What's up with your friend, Dude? Why's he keep making those funny noises?"

Person 2: "Oh those are just Chucky Grunts...indirect ways of telling us he thinks we're both assholes who should shut up, quit talking or stop whatever it is we happen to be doing."

by OhioSomeone January 8, 2012