Dave Flawson Gel

A freakinʻ intentional misspellinʻ of David Lawson Gill

“ʻREEEEEEEEEEEEʻ said Dave Flawson Gel” said Ruan Megegin

by Megninja23 April 8, 2019

A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023

Ny-Gel

A “Rokkstar” artist in the new era of music. Meaning Black Champion, Confident, Pure hearted, Loving, Funny, Energetic, Having Knowledge, Colorful, and Original.

Today I listened to Ny-Gel’s new album and it made my day so much better.

by Alexia Uman June 16, 2020

GEL

GEL stands for a type of highschool that has pussyies istead of students but every time GEL has a soccer game against EPAL they win.

GEL tha pas an pareis panw 17 sto tetramhno, alliws orthodokso EPAL

by To mouni ths manas sou December 24, 2020

Gel Blasting

When a guy grows his public hair out and makes it into a second penis using hair gel, then using both to penetrate both holes at the same time.

Yo bro, I just got done gel blasting.

by Niggerlover34 May 26, 2024

Gel Picture

When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.

Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today

Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture

by Made Werritt September 8, 2020