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Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
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A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Gel Gurke

Ein Junge der zu früh anfängt Haargel zu benutzen. Er denkt er ist ein Playboy aber in wirklich ist er ziemlich dumm. Das Wort das am besten zu seiner Persönlichkeit passt, ist Gurke. 9 von 10 mal, fängt der erste Buchstabe seines Namens mit E an. Als Abkürzung kann man ihn auch als GG bezeichnen.
Max: „Boah, Elias denkt er ist der Boss”
Julius: „ich weiß, er ist so eine Gel Gurke”
by Bread slice 0908 November 25, 2023
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minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma
"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"
by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023
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gel pen

you can use a gel pen about one - two times

you can never use that same gel pen again

WHAT THE HECK!
paul: aww man, my gel pen is out of ink.
carl: i have about a closet full of gel pens that ran out of ink.
paul: .......
by owoflower May 28, 2021
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nye-gel

Pronounced like Nigel. Nye-gel is the name of the best dog in the world.
Who's the goodest most bestist boy in the world? That's right Nye-gel is!
by Careater February 26, 2025
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