full burford

The act of unequivocally losing your shit at customer service staff.

"Jinendra went full burford at the guy behind the counter at Euro Car Parts after managing to buy something that wasn't on sale."

"Finally got that issue resolved after going full burford on Twitter"

by rustysheriff July 17, 2020

Full Sharples

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.

"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"

by Bozohawks December 18, 2011

The Full Mulvaney

When one arrogantly confesses to crimes because they believe they are above the law.

The Full Mulvaney was in full effect when Mick copped to the quid pro quo at the press conference.

by Johnny Donut November 5, 2019

Full Transparency

A hollow, largely unfulfilled claim often made in the context of important Political, Business or other social conditions that require exhaustive and accurate detail disclosure for reliable decision making.

So, when did the president LAST test COVID negative, BEFORE testing positive?
Well, He's the most tested man on the planet.
Right, but that response doesn't answer the question.
The president would NEVER knowingly attend any event if he had tested positive.
Of course not. Again, that's not an answer.
This president loves America and would NEVER do ANYTHING to put ANYONE in avoidable jeopardy.
(Full Transparency: He was awaiting confirmation of a positive screening test when he attended SEVERAL large indoor gatherings during which the recommended social distancing and mask wearing guidelines were COMPLETELY IGNORED...and that's why nearly 50 White House staff have tested COVID positive)

by YAWA October 9, 2020

Full bags

having testicles full, not having ejaculated in a long time.

Man, it's been like a week since I've gotten a nut, I'm rocking full bags like a motherfucker.

by jaxbeach November 5, 2010

full mast

a fully erect, hard penis and also a mens health clinic that treats erectile dysfunction with shockwaves

As soon as she touched him, boing, it sprang to full mast.

by TomBanana January 31, 2019

The Full Slab

Occurs while engaging in sexual intercourse, the penis while inside the vagina, is at its utmost length and girth. Hence, The Full Slab.

Bro #1 "Ok so you banged that chick...how you think she's going to rate your performance to her friends?"

Bro #2 "Doesn't matter, I gave her all I got, I gave her the full slab"

by Great Santini December 28, 2010