The Great Fuckening

The 2020 + post 2020 bad luck of every single being on earth.

Person 1: Do you remember the 2020s?
Person 2: Ah yes, The Great Fuckening.

by ExempliCATS May 24, 2022

Fuckening

When you’ve waited so long for dick that it’s starting to really impair your health; so when it finally happens it’s like an angry finale, outburst, sick pleasure of an ending.

Dam, Why the fuck am I loyal ?

Yes the fuckening is sweet , but is all the time leading up to it with it......
( inner silence reflection ...)

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

Fucken Boone

When you pass a joint to your homie & he just holds it and talks, even after you ask him to puff puff pass.

Fucken Boone, hit that shit and pass it over here.

by YaHomieG December 7, 2020

Fuckening

The fuckening is when everything is going perfect but a little too perfect and then the fuckening hits you like a train. Something bad has happened after you noticed you were having a perfect day.

I was having the perfect day at school, it was too perfect and then the fuckening came and I was Shelves into a locker and tripped by kids.

by Memzr November 10, 2018

The Fuckening

When you have been on a dry spell for some time and you suddenly smash multiple women within a small timeframe.
Also: That time of the year when they gonna learn.

Hey, bro. What’s going on? Any plans for the weekend? THE FUCKENING. It begins!

by Papiriki December 6, 2024

Fuckening

Megan

When you’re having a great day and she shows up

Ah there it is, the fuckening

by Abcdef0098 May 22, 2023

The Fuckening

When everything is going well, almost too well and just when it’s at its best... the shit hits the fan... thus.. the fuckening.

My day was going so well until the fuckening happened, then it all went to shit.

by Madeye Moody February 1, 2020