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frozen tampon

A tampon that has placed in the freezer in order to give oneself a pleasurable rush of cool in the hot summer.
"I make myself frozen tampons because they hit the spot way better than popsicles."
by abortion is fun June 29, 2007
mugGet the frozen tamponmug.

Frozen Ham

The Act of a man carving out a penis from a Honey Glazed ham and then makeing your girl freind eat it.
Hey Alice, would you like to try my frozen ham.
by Ichirou March 21, 2009
mugGet the Frozen Hammug.

frozen marvin

To freeze a shit and to bang a woman with it.
"Damn, Bill froze up a batch of terds to make frozen marvins.
Looks like him and linda are going to be gettin nasty. Gross!"
by Joseppi J. April 3, 2008
mugGet the frozen marvinmug.

frozen cunt

1. A girl who is a merciless bitch in all situations. She is rude, mean, and sarcastic whenever possible, and she makes jokes at others' expense.

2. Also, can be described as one step up from an icy bitch, which is often used playfully among girlfriends.

icy bitch, bitch, mega cunt, cunt
"My new roommate Jill is such a frozen cunt! She is rude to every one and she could care less about how it makes others feel!"

"Oh shut up you frozen cunt, you know I was only joking!"
by ellosquirrel December 9, 2008
mugGet the frozen cuntmug.

Frozen Peas

a response to the expression cool beans, expressing when something good has happens or when something has been decided
Person 1: so you're gonna come round mine tomorrow then?
Person 2: cool beans
Person 1: frozen peas

Person 1: I just got a brand new phone!
Person 2: cool beans
Person 1: frozen peas
by fgrabbit June 3, 2010
mugGet the Frozen Peasmug.

Purple Frozen

A purple liquid (usually purple Kool-Aid), that is frozen with a toothpick inserted in the middle to make a delicious frozen treat. Any kind of sweet liquid can be frozen and it will then take on the name of the liquid followed by the word frozen. Often consumed by black people in the ghetto.
Tyrone, getcho dad make us some purple frozen!
by Harrison R September 9, 2006
mugGet the Purple Frozenmug.

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