Porch Pony

Incoherent complaining about irrelevant subject matter, which is placed in public domain and later regretted (or apologized for) by the author.

This conversation needs more porch pony.

by Pants Partly November 24, 2010

Lil Pony

A man who acts straight but is clearly homosexual and commits acts of infidelity.

I know Tony is married but Ive been seeing him all up Ronnies ass. He is acting like such a Lil Pony.

by angd May 19, 2020

Orange Pony

Slang for DayQuil; severe cold & flu relief.

I was riding the orange pony all the way through last flu season.

by TW1138 August 16, 2018

pony swagger

When a pony tail on a girls head swings back and forth. Found especially when at the gym.

That girl on the elliptical has mad pony swagger.

by Mav4545 January 5, 2014

Pony Nose

Giving nose to vagina so hard she neighs like a pony. - or when you don't want to tell the truth. - a valid excuse

Hey What'd you do last Thursday?
Oh Nothin' really. Just pony nosed your mother!
WoHW!!! Pony nose? Really?

by aiammarino48 March 25, 2011

Pony Soldier

Someone who offends you, but you're not sure why.

You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.

by atyson February 11, 2020

Pony legs

A condition usually inflicted after one's leg has gone numb from a long sit down with the porcelain throne. This renders the person into a state of awkward stumbling, similar to that of a baby horse.

John: Oh jeese look, Brian has pony legs again.

by Spider Viater December 15, 2011