fucking flip flops

Idiotic cheap footwear bought on holiday that one is obliged to wear in hot weather. The product of some tropical country too poor to stage an industrial revolution. Generally shoddily built and will fail within a week or two, although almost unwearable when new.
Nearly broke my nose on the steps because these fucking flip flops broke and tripped me up.
by Chuff chuff July 11, 2014
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flip flop nigga

I nigga that be flippidy flopping all the time
Yeah That nigga be flippidy flopping conversations out of know where. Getting all serious for nothing. He a flip flop nigga
by Bitemepetey January 29, 2018
mugGet the flip flop niggamug.

California Flip Flop

The California Flip Flop is an act which involves two taken men switching girlfriends and having sex with them. Most often preformed by intellectuals who watch Rick and Morty on a nightly basis. But anyone is capable of California Flip Flopping
Man 1: God I hate my Girlfriend

Man 2: Me too shall we preform the California Flip Flop??
Man 1: What a swell idea Let's do it!
by ThiccAssEater69420 May 22, 2019
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Slippery Flip Flop

When DPing (double penetrating a chick) and you both pullout flip her over and switch holes.
Have her the ole slippery flip flop
by SurveyNinja August 22, 2019
mugGet the Slippery Flip Flopmug.

Flip flop tan

A type of tan line that represents that the person would like to go on a date with a man named Jake.
Look, that person has a flip flop tan, they must want to date Jake!
by heytripple9 February 19, 2017
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Flip Flop Guy

A codename for a very cute guy named Matt.
Look, Brandy! It's flip flop guy! How does my hair look?
by California Mountain Snake October 4, 2004
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fuck you flip-flops

1) wearing an article of clothing incongruent with one's social status. 2) wearing an article of clothing inappropriate to one's environment, esp. informal attire in a formal environment.
1) a CEO wearing flip-flops. 2) wearing pajamas to court.

“Sorry, but my Prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag.” (The Social Network.)
by nonvoxpop October 26, 2010
mugGet the fuck you flip-flopsmug.

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