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to finch (vb.)

to be a professional teacher and cock slap another teacher while haveng sex on the job.
he finished with her then finched her across the cheek . to finch (vb.)
by Jung - Spaniard March 5, 2009
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J. Finch.

J. Finch. is an amazing, strong, smart, and a "boy mom". Loves 5 bottles of wine while doing her taxes. She loves people who show up and do the things they need to do. So if you come across a J. Finch. always try your best! Because she will reward you with desert!
Teacher: I need someone to do there work.
me: get a J. Finch.
by oopsloops123 July 18, 2020
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Atticus Finch Effect

Someone who ages rapidly and becomes heavily unattractive by the time they’re 40-45. Their peak age of attractiveness is 16-30. It’s an unfortunate disorder which commonly occurs in smokers and white men.
“Have you seen how Gregory Peck looks after his apperance in To Kill a Mocking Bird? He’s for sure gone through the Atticus Finch Effect.”

“Damn, I thought Paul McCartney from The Beatles was called the ‘cute Beatle’ for a reason. But now you can really see the Atticus Finch Effect in him.”

“Your mom has gone through the Atticus Finch Effect, she looks like shit now.”
by VixenCloud October 17, 2022
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finch nest

"I saw a finch nest hanging out of his 1980 gym shorts."
by Sippy B September 25, 2009
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mr finch

a very fat man. Commonly knows as a pregnant man. Can also be a bird when angry.
Shit. Look at that bird he must be mr finch in his bird form
by Yiiiiiiikes 40- December 20, 2017
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finching

the action of talking about a significant other or loved one. could also be the action of traumadumping unwantedly
i am finching about my boyfriend, spencer reid.
i finched in the groupchat
can i finch about my significant other?
by jadeth_ September 28, 2022
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james finch

Someone with a,defiantly, massive penis. Also one of the most beautiful and handsome people you will ever meet
Ohh yeah that James finch fella, he tapped me good I squealed till I came
by Big man bill June 23, 2018
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