fat football ass

gay expression. a large, hard-muscle male butt. expression inspired from the big butts of American football linemen. some gay men find such large, meaty arses very attractive.
"Kevin's got a fat football ass I'd love to fuck the shit outta."
by tshee February 2, 2006
mugGet the fat football assmug.
a fat tub of lard that wherres the same sweater all year...dirty yet disgusting has no sense in his head and never stops eating or talking about food
look at that dustin kid he is a chesse burger eating fat ass
by xo-b*t*h December 15, 2010
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fat head ass

One's who head is of a abnormally large circumference.
Person #1: yo I just got this new fitted

Person #2: oh yea? What size is that
Person #1: A size 8
Person #2: witcho fat head ass .... head built like a ford truck
by 2219tflewis February 10, 2017
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Fat Lesbian's Ass

1) An expression proclaiming an extreme amount of apathy; especially regarding critics.

2) A negative amount of currency, usually an amount lost or owed.
Ex 1:
Woman: I would never date you because your car is not my type.

Man: I don't give A Fat Lesbian's Ass who you'd date, just roll over.

Ex 2: Hal: "How much do you still owe your landlord?"
Preston: "A Fat Lesbian's Ass!"
by fartCupper April 7, 2005
mugGet the Fat Lesbian's Assmug.
A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.
by speastermiester May 15, 2009
mugGet the colonel sanders looking fat ass bitchmug.

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