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Fomo Fascist 

That friend that is constantly guilting you into social situations you don't want to be in. The one that never hesitates to remind you how every quiet night you spend in is going to flash before your eyes as you lie on your deathbed in agony.
Bro: "Yo Delta Chi is throwing again tonight, you been cranky af lately, we're getting you your nut tonight"

You: " Eh, man we partied all week I actually made plans to get up early and hike with that girl I like. I might stay in this time"

Bro: "Dude stop being such a pussy. You only live one life, you need to live it to the fullest and not leave me hanging"

You (mumbling under your breath): "Why am I friends with this Fomo Fascist?" (As you reach for your axe spray and button down with your tail between your legs).
Fomo Fascist by TheRealL162 February 16, 2021

Closet fascist 

Antifa is full of closet fascists even though they speak out against fascism
Closet fascist by Kayle223212 August 23, 2017

anti-lenin anti-worker bourgeois fascist imperialist 

Anti-lenin anti-worker bourgeois fascist imperialist is the standard appellation of most internet leftists. This was originally coined by the infamous gracchus babeuf.
Typical internet leftist: I just got called anti-lenin anti-worker bourgeois fascist imperialist :(

ANTI-GUN FASCIST 

An Anti-Gun fascist is person who is anti gun and will advocate or even vote to infring on individual rights. This is often to the point of wanting to turn 100 million Americans into criminals and send armed men to kill or kidnap them over political differences if they do not comply with their tyrannical form of fascism.
Michael Bloomberg is an Anti-Gun Fascist
ANTI-GUN FASCIST by Wvuman89 March 4, 2021

Anti-Fascist-Meninism 

The current state of feminism which is also not feminism; largely consists of hating men
Becky: OMG Karen I just joined that new Anti-Fascist-Meninism group on Facebook
Karen: You go girllllllllllll fuck the patriarchy amirite

footie-fascist

A person displaying alt-right, racist or who calls left wing people trots, marxists, etc whilst showing a remarkable lack of empathy for people. Will be found to have football (soccer) mentioned in their profile.
I noticed while he was ranting about muslims and trots that he supports x football club! Another footie-fascist!
footie-fascist by Chr0me May 8, 2018