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The Fungus

The fungus is a serious condition that comes to those unfortunate people who suffer from the madness. It's where the anal cavity becomes rotten from excessive anal sex. The anus secreates various bodily fluids. The patient suffers from extreme anal leakage. They are marked by a putrid scent of death and fecal matter. Once a person gets the fungus they are sufferers for life. They can only treat the symptoms by using items like butt plugs and scented tampons. Prevention is the key!
"Omigosh! Look at the trail of poo behind (insert name), I think she has the fungus!"
by betsyslover December 8, 2009
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rectal fungus

Smooth creamy layer some what like moss, with a jagged texture which thrives on left over jizm around the opening of ones anus region
Jeez Barker you gotta get something for that rectal fungus!! it's making it's way up your back...you have no dick
by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005
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Foot Fungus

toe fungus sooo yummm ooo timeto shove in ya gob oilil bitch boi lil piss baby baby man ya lukethat fungi hoe ass bitch ashten cucher will eat out yoir mom
“ohh daym i want some foot fungus
by babyyodasphatbussy February 19, 2021
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Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are
Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”
by theGuythatHasAbrain May 25, 2022
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butt fungus

Discusting, moldy fungus, growing around, on, or inside a person's butt.
Doctor:I had a patient come in today with some nasty butt fungus, he asks if I would clean it for him. I said" Hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by JOOOOOOOOOOSE January 17, 2010
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ass fungus

when you have anal sex and your leave some excess cum in the asshole and it becomes hard and fungus like
Johnny left some ass fungus in richards mom last night
by symphony j tattly November 5, 2007
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Redneck Fungus

A Tattoo, a form of Body art where ink is injected in the skin
Your all covered with Redneck Fungus!
by Turd Chaser January 14, 2008
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