The Classic Frosty

A classic frosty is when you try to finger your girlfriend from the behind, but instead insert your finger in his/her asshole.

Hey Brian i gave my girlfriend the classic frosty earlier today, hereby inserting my finger in her bumhole.

by Dirty Mitchell September 27, 2020

Frosty Dog

Verb- The process of cumming (generaly a load greater than 2oz) on your dog or other member of the k-9 family then taking a picture of the "frosty dog" and proceed to send the photo via usps mail to a local stranger.

I frosty dogged the shit out of a poodle and sent it to the local sheriff.

by Bendmeovrnpourmeout January 9, 2017

Frosty Fists

A game in which two individuals, usually two males, take handfuls of snow and shove their fists up one another's anuses. This game is frequently played inside of igloos for privacy though it is not required for play.

"Hey Austin we have a snow-day today! Wanna go build a snowman?"

With a wink, "Lets go play Frosty Fists instead!"

And fun was had by all.

by FrostyFrank February 11, 2010

Stay Frosty

To remain focused by not letting your emotions overcome you

Foot soldier: (Horrified and distracted at the sight of a bunch of burned and dismembered Iraqi children lying on the side of the road)
Officer: Stay Frosty...man the 50 cal., we can't do anything for them now

by zorrokhan January 2, 2009

Frosty mo

When someone gets semen in their mustache and it hardens and goes frosty!

Dude I forgot to clean my mustache, now i got a frosty mo!

by Bdalli August 19, 2013

frosty satsuma

freezing a full bottle of water letting it melt slightly then cutting open the bottle taking out the frozen cylendrical water then using the frozen shape as a dildo.

i gave my girl a "frosty satsuma" with some dasani.

by d stizzle September 5, 2009

tossing a frosty

A slang term for when a man masturbates. When he does so, he is "tossing a frosty".

It's a shame that Jack was tossing a frosty on his birthday instead of getting laid.

by turdsack94 July 22, 2011