feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

fece

Singular form of the word feces.

Don't swim in that pool; there's a fece floating under the diving board.

by Teleohony000 August 9, 2024

Feces Puffs

Poop, crap, scat, little balls of feces.

I got slapped in the face by a couple rouge feces puffs on my way into work this morning.

by F.Puff February 14, 2024

Feces

It's a nice word for crap, poop, dung, the kids in the pool.

Oh yeah, one more thing. You must land into the safe zone filled with clean spring water, because if you don't, you will land in elephant feces.

by JanTheAnimatorOfficial May 26, 2023

feces posterior

A fancy way of saying shitass

Hey feces posterior wanna see me speed command block

by Carrot who eat girls August 4, 2021

Feces Florentine

When you place ten pieces of shit upright in a circle to look like the bones in a Steak Florentine.

Guido the gourmet chef at Cafe Tuscany ran out of steak, so he improvised with a Feces Florentine.

by joseph blough January 2, 2025

Spew Feces

When feces exits your butthole at a very fast pace. Usually refers to diarrhea.

Friend1: I'm going to go spew feces into the shitter.
Friend2: Roger that!

*Shitting noises*

by UnitPunch January 8, 2012