feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

Feces Florentine

When you place ten pieces of shit upright in a circle to look like the bones in a Steak Florentine.

Guido the gourmet chef at Cafe Tuscany ran out of steak, so he improvised with a Feces Florentine.

by joseph blough January 03, 2025

ur species eat feces

Worse than your genus suck penus. Not to be taken lighlty. Instantly vaporizes victim and family, into oblivion where not even god himself could save them.

Denier of holocaust: i can't be real there's no way that many Jews could've died.
Me: shut up, ur species eat feces

* Instantly has brain anuerism and collapses to floor and succumbs to seizure*

by Meime lurd March 17, 2018

ur speces feces

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur grand pap a trap combined.
Every time this is said, 1/4 of humanity instantly dies

Frank: Ur Mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Patrick: Don’t make me do it

Frank: Ur Granny Tranny and ur grand pap a trap
Patrick: ur speces feces

*Frank vomits feces and dies along with 1/4th of humanity*

by KazuMys April 06, 2018

Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Homo-sapien 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Homo-sapien 2: Yes.
Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Hurl Feces

A saying hip with Gen Z. You use this saying when you're going absolutely apeshit. This has plenty of different uses, but primarily, people say this for comedic purposes. Additionally, you can use this in response to almost about anything.

Person A: Bro, I just killed some kid in an online game!
Person B: Spam in the chat "Hurl feces", I'll join you.
Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person B: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.
Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person B: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Boss: You get your paperwork done for today?
You: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

by MasunoMenace August 08, 2022

ur species feces

This is the worst comeback ever. It's worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur family tree LGBT rolled into one. It absolutely obliterates anyone it's used on into a realm further than oblivian and pure nothingness.

Johnny- Timmy ur mom gay
Timmy- well ur dad lesbian
Johnny- ur granny tranny
Timmy - ur family tree LGBT
Johnny- ur ALL of that
Timmy- don't make me say it
Johnny- do it bitch
Timmy- ur species feces
*Johnny gets sucked into a black hole in his own core sentencing him to an existence of absolute nothingness in a void that is nowhere

by DattMeForge March 25, 2018