Oak Express

The only single thing that seems natural when everything else is apparently bogus.

How could you play a 15 minute game of halo, only kill 4 people, and only die twice? That just doesn't seem natural, but Oak Express is.

by cotay15 July 19, 2009

toledo express

An awesome punch move. Used by Ron Burgundy in Anchorman 2.

Johnny wanted to kick my ass, but he was a pussy, so I showed him the toledo express.

by Ziggy Kickass March 2, 2015

Milkmaid Express

A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.

My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.

Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.

by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018

linear expression

An algebraic equation in which each term is either a constant or the product of a constant and (the first power of) a single variable. Linear equations can contain one or more variables

A linear expression was used no where, but the teacher forced us to learn it anyways.

by bob_jumped_off_a_cliff January 28, 2018

jigaboo express

A term referring to overweight white females only attracted to black males.

Melissa is a jigaboo express.

by I Know Things May 26, 2014

Shanghai Express

Any store that primarily or exclusively sells cheap merchandise from China, such as Walmart or Harbor Freight

I got it for only $20 at Shanghai Express

by mcbane999 April 17, 2010

Pineapple Express

The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.

That pineapple express was crazy last night, Deebo.

by GetWrekt January 11, 2015