Ewan

An absolute piece of shit. Utterly detestable in every way. Nobody wants him. He will always be buzzing around, trying to get your attention so he can attempt to insult you. Don't be around a Ewan

Ewan is a little shit.

by that dood is stoopid February 07, 2020

Ewan

Ewan sits in his room playing Star Citizen while keeping his virginity

Ewan is a massive virgin

by Tax_Evasion May 13, 2022

Ewaning

To be an american immigrant

Hey! are you ewaning?

by jellyjenny69 December 27, 2023

Ewan Cowan

secret shemale

you're such a Ewan Cowan

by dababycarsuperchad6969 April 26, 2021

ewan beale

this is a weird cunt who cant stop talking about drugs. the kind of bullshit he will chat is absolutely endless. He will pretend that his dad is some kind of pop star and he is really famous when actually has 4 fans.

Ewan Beale-"Hey man when you take MDMA you get MDMA farts and its sound asf"

by The King of Druggggs June 27, 2017

Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

Ewan Hanley

The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time

that guy is such an Ewan Hanley

by bob marely-09876543 June 19, 2019