ewan lindsay

ewan lindsay has curly noodles in his hair

he acts fruity with troy xxxxxx

who’s that with troy

oh it’s ewan lindsay

by kristinexxxx November 1, 2021

Ewan

Ewan is a person with an ability to bend gender at will and has a huge fucking forehead.

Bob: Ah shit here comes Ewan
Hutler: Man he'll probs bend my gender then put the earth into orbit around his forehead

by BobSussy February 18, 2022

Ewan Gould

Someone who likes happy tapioca

Ewan Gould is so wierd he really love happy tapioca

by Chunkadoodledo February 20, 2022

Ewan

The office manager when Nik and Ben are not in the office.

Hello Ewan, you are more senior than Marc in this office.

by devey March 2, 2022

Ewan

He doesn’t even know

Ewan: what’s the answer?
Everyone else: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

by Bdndnrjr May 18, 2021

Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.

Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"

by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

Ewan

Ewan is the biggest stoner ever he sits wiv snoop dog and blazes weed daily, he never doesn’t have cannabis. Ewan also has abs of steel and can take ur girl in 1 2 3

U see Ewan he’s stoned

by Ewan Kershaw November 23, 2021