Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

A frase on dnd that the DM says when he is fed up with the players, resulting in a TPK

Player: I would like to fuck the dragon.
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!

by Jodeui March 17, 2023

everyone

a weird person

everyone is a weird person

by sus.png January 3, 2022

Everyone with Red hair

Looks like KW

Everyone with red hair looks like you

by mrsexybangman69 October 19, 2019

If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?

If it is already known, do I have to tell you?

"How come you didn't tell me you two are dating?"

"If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?"

by 21_wishes_in_a_dream December 18, 2018

everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:;'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation

everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:;'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation

everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:;'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Everyone is Twelve Now

A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.

Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.

Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."

Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."

by patchmonkey October 17, 2025

Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.

Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."

by nycdoggo May 23, 2025