Slang for wanting to do the dirty
by myfatherfigurebeatsme December 27, 2021

(1)The step between epic fail and meta fail.
(2)A fail that will almoste certenly reduce you to the mocking and ritacule of your pears.
(2)A fail that will almoste certenly reduce you to the mocking and ritacule of your pears.
when a waiter drops his whole serving try on a mentally handicapped person, fruit cake, meth addicts, and all things telly tubby related.
person 1: shoots himself in the foot while reloading his gun
person 2: " Epic legendary fail "
person 1: shoots himself in the foot while reloading his gun
person 2: " Epic legendary fail "
by St.jimmy1693 February 5, 2009

by jewbag123 February 5, 2009

Used in the early 2000s when troll memes were popular, it is used to express great joy whilst also feeling somewhat sorry
by TheGuyWhoWroteTheDefinition November 7, 2020

Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail
"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."
"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."
by Abdellah March 10, 2012

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011

When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.
by the_riviera_kid October 10, 2010
