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Nick Cromptons city
England by Lellol September 17, 2017
The place where people go to enjoy sitting in a TRAFFIC JAM FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!
England is full of these 10mph fucking mugs
England by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
A cold wet rainy place it’s boring with nothing to do unless u live in Thorpe Park , the queen is too old to run a country , road men everywhere , and annoying accents not everyone’s but a lot of annoying accents not a lot of good things come out of England other then Tom Holland and few other exceptions
“Why is it raining in August?”
“We’re in England”
England by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019
The United States of America's total bitch. We owned them in the Revolutionary War. Also, full of pansies that have fucked up license plates and spelling. Fuck butter on your sandwiches, and fuck your spelling too, cause when it comes to "honor", there's no room for "u". Also, all of your pansy sports suck. And fuck your government. Incest-ridden hillbillys in your grand palace of cousin fuckery. Also, to leave off, the only good thing that came out of England is the USA and the Beetles. Now, fuck you, period. Not "full stop".
"Fuck you, England! You persecuting, fancy worded fuckfaces!" *July fourth is the day when we stand up and we say: "Fuck you, England!!" Fuck you, fuck you.
England by Hot_Chocolate November 2, 2014
The most overrated country in the world. They all think everybody should speak English because they decided that long ago. Everything from England is overrated, excluding the Graham Norton show although Graham Norton is actually irish
If England would've been a person, it would've been Donald Trump but less smart
England by 69696969420noscope February 25, 2017
England is a city in Europe where celebrities like "Nick Crompton" lives.
England by Onge Sebbomane June 25, 2017