Embrace the Martian

Getting higher than you've ever gotten. Embracing the side of yourself that's normally subdued by sober reality and becoming one with something larger than yourself.

Hey man, come over tonight. Let's embrace the martian and cook gratuitous amounts of food!

by Dankrupt December 7, 2011

Neptune's Embrace

When you sit on a toilet and your penis accidentally touches the water in the bowl.

I went to do my business, sat on the toilet and got a Neptune's Embrace the water was so cold I jumped right back up.

by TellTail September 11, 2019

greek entrance

Meaning the backdoor/rear exit of a building, taken from the offensive stereotype in the belief that homosexuality and anal penetration originated from the Greeks.

The party is at the back, show our guests the Greek entrance.

by John_Ly_Vo April 25, 2006

Embrace Math, Exclude Myth

When the Trump’s campaign team should stop playing the political game by defending their boss’s false claim of fraudulent electoral voting in states where he is trailing his opponent and start admitting that more than half of the electorate had voted to fire the Commander in Cheat or Pinocchio-in-Chief.

As more mail-in ballots in the key battleground states confirm the trend that Biden is outperforming Trump, it’s politically childish or selfish for Trump’s allies and his campaign team to give him the false hope that he’d still win the election via frivolous lawsuits, when they’d tell him off “to embrace math, exclude myth.”

by MathPlus November 7, 2020

engrave

basically, to cut oneself. engraving is the same thing as cutting, it's just another word for it. one might use it instead of the word "cut" to keep their self-mutilating habits a secret. this word is not too well known but it's gonna be a hit once everyone starts using it.

Yo dude, I feel like engraving right now. (nobody will get it..see?!)

"dude, that hurt my feelings", "go engrave, you pussy"

by mikeneusch July 21, 2008

pineapple grand entrance

The act of inserting a pineapple anally or vaginally as well as inserting your penis anally or vaginally.

I took Frank's advice and gave Hilary a pineapple grand entrance, it wasn't pretty.

by Hiato April 15, 2011

entrailing!

Interesting. Very interesting. Captivates your attention!

In other words...PWNING UR MIND

Your use of adjectives is quite ENTRAILING! AHO!

by Rubeus Hagrid April 16, 2008