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Fuck Everyone Week

by cooker\ December 23, 2023
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If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?

If it is already known, do I have to tell you?
"How come you didn't tell me you two are dating?"

"If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?"
by 21_wishes_in_a_dream December 18, 2018
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Everyone with Red hair

by mrsexybangman69 October 19, 2019
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Everyone is Twelve Now

A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.

Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."

Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
by patchmonkey October 17, 2025
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