Ronald: hey man
god: willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Ronald: that’s weird god
Ronald: to the person reading this: how the fuck did you find this and why
god: willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Ronald: that’s weird god
Ronald: to the person reading this: how the fuck did you find this and why
by Amogusfartymcfart February 28, 2022

Smert person: I'm dum.
Another person: Nah you're smert
Dum person: YOU ARE BOTH IDIOTS THAT CAN'T SPELL
Another person: Nah you're smert
Dum person: YOU ARE BOTH IDIOTS THAT CAN'T SPELL
by ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ May 19, 2018

The feeling one gets as a result of how many times your phone auto-corrects a word that you meant to type
Bob: OMG Joe, I'm so dum-phoneded by how many times my phone corrected "fuck" to "duck"!
Joe: Yeah that would dum-phoned me too!
Joe: Yeah that would dum-phoned me too!
by pussaypwner69 October 3, 2017

Common teen slang for "Did U Masturbate". It gets used almost daily and studies showed that teen use it at least 40 times a day. Virgins lol
by K3kk0 April 30, 2018

After a night of extreme drinking one may encounter even the simplest of tasks the morning after not able to be completed with out significant amounts of laughing and saying 'what?' Hence, the dums.
by drinkmorebeer May 13, 2010

A person who lives above you and makes a point to stomp on the floor because you are talking downstairs and it is too loud for them, or flush the toilet, or watch TV.......
What was that loud thud up stairs? Oh just fee fi foe dum sitting listening for any noise, then he stomps.
by Maedforyou August 9, 2023

by Matt Sutch January 1, 2008
