drummer

once the descriptive noun used to describe a travelling salesman(i.e. Drouet in the novel Sister Carrie by Theodore Dreiser)

That drummer sold 3000 dollars of Cross pens on his trip to Ohio.

by iloveZephyrthewolfdog October 30, 2010

Comfort drummer

A drummer in a band who brings you immense comfort that you’ve never felt from anyone else before in a platonic appreciative way.

“Oh that drummers my comfort drummer!”

by uwuooof July 16, 2023

tummy drummer

When two males press their firmly erect penises (head to head) and each man presses as hard as he can until the end result is the "drumming" of one mans penis onto the other mans stomach to make the drumming sound.

Deeaz is the best tummy drummer I know. He beats Pinyati every time!

by DSquad September 19, 2013

Drummer

Never there when you need one, but over abundance when you don’t

“My band needs a drummer, but they’re never here when we need them!”

by Hehshhhhh October 6, 2022

texas drummer

loud idiot that wont stop playing the fucking basic country beats

my little bastard friend wont stop playing drums like a texas drummer

by bill the gay man January 9, 2023

ass drummer

One who slaps ass checks like a bongo

Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.

by Likema sack March 8, 2017

Drummers Muscles

Coined by Ashton Irwin, apparently playing the drums gives you tough muscles

He’s lucky he left or I’d have got him with my drummers muscles

by KangaRue80 July 17, 2022