Drained the beanbag

The phrase used to describe the action of accidentally having children.

Hey Chris I think my life is over, I drained the beanbag with Cindy.

by CON-CON_24 June 14, 2021

drain the oil

Slang term for urinating.

I'm gonna go behind those trees for a minute and drain the oil.

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

like-drain

While on Facebook, a "like" catches your eye and an hour later, you realize what you've been doing.

Yeah, I just got sucked into a "like-drain". I apologize for my news feed.

by Fracken McKracken February 20, 2011

drain jellyfish

When a man jizzes into any basin of water, such as a sink, toilet, shower, or bathtub, and the jizz coagulates into a cohesive, gelatinous mass floating underneath the water - the resulting load of semen resembles a jellyfish.

Eww dude is that a drain jellyfish? Let me use a different sink.

by ioctl April 6, 2016

a.m. drain

A remedy for morning wood. In the a.m. drain the female partner typically does not climax. Rather she is a willing and generous participant. Typically she would not have been able to climax that morning anyhow. Best case scenario - occurs while spooning so woman does not have to move from the position in which she was sleeping.

Outcome: Male is satisfied and extremely appreciative. Woman has gained massive amounts of goodwill with minimal effort.

"Honey, thanks for the a.m. drain. Can I take you out to dinner tonight as a thank you?"

"Yeah, I wasn't much in the mood this morning, but he was. Has an a.m. drain. Now I'm off the hook for a while..."

by steshaheats March 6, 2010

Currency Drain

An individual in a relationship who sits on their wallet at all times. This individual is usually a female who is an 8.5 or better, believes that looks will carry them through life, whilst being a lemon in bed. Currency Drains are typically not vets in the sack which begs the question, why the fuck do I pay so much?

See Gold Digger

I went out last night with this babe, she was a brutal pump and a huge currency drain.

by kingtugernuts March 9, 2011

Drain Trap

When a nerdy ass white dude hasn't gotten any pussy in the 40 years of his existence but somehow finds some fugly Chinese lady to marry him. Called Drain Trap because she kept him from falling into eternal virginity.

Guy 1: I'm so happy for Bert. The guy hasn't even talked to a girl since freshman year of college but he and Sung-Ling just found each other.

Guy 2: Classic Drain Trap, look it up.

by Mr.nj February 26, 2019