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Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december
Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020
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Destroy Dick December

The month following No Nut November. As a relief for now nutting for a whole month, during Destroy Dick December you have to nut once on first December, twice on 2nd December and so on.
Dude my balls are going to explode I'm really looking forward to Destroy Dick December
by Austriaball November 13, 2017
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Destroy Dick December

Every girl you see have to give you a blowjob if you want to. In the end your dick is getting so many blowjobs that you can't handle it, and your dick gets destroyed
by venqo October 22, 2019
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Deep-throat Dick December

Following no nut November since the female population were unable to get action due to the males being committed to not nutting. Deep throat dick December is the time where females have to deep throat a dick at least once a week for every week of December. Failure to do so will lead to disqualification.
Girl 1: omg it’s December tomorrow you know what that means

Girl 2: omg yes it’s time for deep-throat dick december I'm so ready thank fuck.
by HairyToesBillyJoes November 4, 2019
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Destroy dick December

The opposite of no nut November where you have to nut the same amount of days you failed in no nut November, as redemption ex: if you failed one day you nut once, but If you failed 12 days before nnn ended then you have to nut the first day once, the second day second, until you get to the last day which is nutting 12 times, you have to do these days consecutively or it doesn't count and you are not redeemed.
Dude I failed on the first day of November, I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive destroy dick December.
by Oofygoofyuh November 4, 2019
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Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020
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Dormant Dick December

Same as No Nut November, except it's now in December. Can be shortened to DDD.
Guy 1: Finally I completed No Nut November.
Guy 2: Get ready for Dormant Dick December.
Guy 1: Oh fuck! I forgot.
by I have toast November 3, 2021
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