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Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.
Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
by GMSsvage November 23, 2023
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Big Dick December

Where all men with a penis size 6 1/2 inches complete a circle jerk 3 times a day
by Big Dick December October 6, 2020
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decline dick december

girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december
boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.
by amanda pedle December 2, 2019
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Decline Dick December

For people who failed NNN or people who want to challenge themselves further after winning NNN
Weak Mortal: “bro I just failed No Nut November
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December
by RealBarackObama November 11, 2020
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Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
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Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december
Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020
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Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!
Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
by Chingchanu November 10, 2021
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