After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.
Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”
Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”
Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”
Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
by GMSsvage November 23, 2023
Get the Dick-Haven Decembermug. by Big Dick December October 6, 2020
Get the Big Dick Decembermug. by amanda pedle December 2, 2019
Get the decline dick decembermug. Weak Mortal: “bro I just failed No Nut November”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”
by RealBarackObama November 11, 2020
Get the Decline Dick Decembermug. Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.
Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
Get the Kick Dick Decembermug. Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december
Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"
by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020
Get the Dick touch decembermug. Example:
''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''
by Chingchanu November 10, 2021
Get the Cut off your dick Decembermug.