desperate housewives

Desperate houswives is so predictable, and is like any other show out there.
by jip March 20, 2005
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despereal estate

(n.) property with negative equity in a declining real estate market
There is so much despereal estate in this neighborhood. Behind every 'for sale' sign is a mortgage debt greater than the value of the house itself.
by wellwell February 01, 2009
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desperate housewives

Tragically predictable replacement for Sex And The City. No doubt held to make revolutionary statements about Men and Women.
I do so love Desperate Housewives. Ooh look, Gender Issues. My favourite.
by Mantrain March 09, 2005
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Quiet Desperation

The deep, pervasive, often unacknowledged sense of disturbance in a married man's psyche that marriage is unnatural and contrary to the male's genetic construction.
"The quiet desperation becomes almost unbearable when I think that my wife is the only person I'll fuck for the rest of my life."
by DuddySasquatch August 26, 2011
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Desperate Faggot

A guy/girl who messed up with a friend or family member, so they think they can write a definition, hope all editors fall asleep and pass it, then hope that the person they made angry will randomly get on Urban Dictionary, look up their own name, see the definition and everyone will be happy.

-Good Day Gents-
A: Dude Ericas pissed off again.

B: You should write a definition on Urban Dictionary for her!

A: Why the hell would I do that, I'm not a 'Desperate Faggot'.
by Urbangamer123 February 12, 2010
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desperation station

The guy/girl who really desperate people go home with at the end of the night.
Sally- Hey where did Jill go?
Jill- Oh she went home with eric, the desperation station.
by BryanPearson February 01, 2007
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desperate housewife

when your girl is on her hands and knees moppin' up the dirty dirty in the kitchen, surprise her with your broomstick and clean out the cobwebs.
My desperate housewife was on her hands and knees so I cleaned out her cobwebs.
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