dear blank please blank

A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"

"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.

I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha

by ProcrastinationPro October 21, 2010

yes dear, if you want

what you say when you're pussy-whipped.

"Nigga do my laundry."
"Cook my dinner."
"Give me $100 for my hair."
"Eat this pussy like you should."
"NOW NIGGA!!!"
"Yes dear, if you want."

by Nick D February 25, 2003

oh fuck oh dear

When an outlaw biker exclaimes excitement or disbelief.

When that hot chick showed her tits, LIGHTENING, eclamimed, " oh fuck oh dear" there is those tittayes!

by Scabs DMMC February 08, 2017

Dear Maria, count me in

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.

“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

by That one person who farts August 09, 2022

No-I-fucking-dear

The state of being completely baffled/lost/confused/clueless.
Similar to the saying 'no idea,' except with far less knowledge!

"Bill where are we????"

"No-I-fucking-dear Betty!"

by Dave Ex July 29, 2008

Oh dear black ops!

a common phrase exclaimed when any black ops reference is mentioned

Dylan: What seat are you in for the exam? I'm in seat J9.
Achmed: I'm in seat C4.
Dylan: Oh dear black ops!

by BlackOps1 June 22, 2011

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 05, 2004