Hummer drummer

It's when you put a hammer up someone's ass
D- *doing something annoying*

K- "if you don't stop I'll give you a hummer drummer"
by Fartjiggler24 January 12, 2025
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texas drummer

loud idiot that wont stop playing the fucking basic country beats
my little bastard friend wont stop playing drums like a texas drummer
by bill the gay man January 10, 2023
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National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!
"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."
by jDerulo10 October 11, 2024
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Heavy metal drummer

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.
There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.
by Maggie T April 03, 2024
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Drummeritis

the loss of or cop-out of a band's Drummer; having the percussion member of a band who complains an excessive amount; when a drummer is excessively late or a pain
Avenged sevenfold had a serious case of Drummeritis.
by shurikenbarbie69 July 01, 2009
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ass drummer

One who slaps ass checks like a bongo
Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.
by Likema sack March 09, 2017
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drummer

once the descriptive noun used to describe a travelling salesman(i.e. Drouet in the novel Sister Carrie by Theodore Dreiser)
That drummer sold 3000 dollars of Cross pens on his trip to Ohio.
by iloveZephyrthewolfdog October 30, 2010
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