National grab dick day

When anyone can grabs anyone’s dick for the day, September 4th!

Pulls up and grabs dick
Hey what the fuc-
It’s national grab dick day

by Snowballsnowbal1000 August 29, 2019

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!

It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day

by Keeprunninlikeforest October 17, 2019

National kiss and grab dick day

You can kiss and grab and one dick if u want

Did u know it national kiss and grab dick day

by Applesause22 October 27, 2019

National suck some dick day

An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !

Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th

Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl

by Handlemycheesekaren July 1, 2020

National Best Dick Day

December 5th

I gotta nigga to post National Best Dick Day

by bomslover November 26, 2021

National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.

Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

Kill people who celebrate kick dick day

Read the word

/Ayo you wanna kill people who celebrate kick dick day

by DumDinoDeluxe October 4, 2020