A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255
person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!
by missing bike January 25, 2024
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Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 4, 2018
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by sweettitty June 8, 2018
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Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!
by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022
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You: "Hey bro what u think about skyrim?"
Friend: *playing amongus* "Uhm... It's good it has its pros and cons-"
You: "among us detected opinion rejected"
Friend: "... ok"
Friend: *playing amongus* "Uhm... It's good it has its pros and cons-"
You: "among us detected opinion rejected"
Friend: "... ok"
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She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!
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