by name00 March 27, 2015
Get the crusty bustymug. When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.
Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.
by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010
Get the Crusty Awakeningmug. by Tedaa May 15, 2016
Get the crusty wipemug. The comparison of a political figure to a fictional Star Wars character in lieu of making an intelligent observation about them.
See Godwin's Law.
See Godwin's Law.
He said Bush and Cheney are like Darth Vader & the Emperor but Obama is like Luke Skywalker.
OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?
OK, but why doesn't he form an adult argument about it instead of resorting to Crusty's Law like a little nerd?
by Crusty Burgerhead April 21, 2009
Get the Crusty's Lawmug. Crusty Crate is a polish immigrant who lives in the city Sheffield. Thats all i have to say. Literally. Like theres nothing else about him. Except hes a victim of Cameroon (see the 3rd definition)
Joj: I've got a boyfriend. His name his Crusty Crate im keeping him away from the cameroon
Yowie Wowie: fair enough
Yowie Wowie: fair enough
by The Big Ham January 14, 2020
Get the Crusty Cratemug. When you soak a tissue in cum and then throw it at the wall with enough force that it splats and sticks.
by A Schlong Kiss Goodnight May 29, 2023
Get the Crusty Wallflowermug. by adawg123456 October 31, 2007
Get the crusty omletmug.