deli style crooks

clerks that give you the wrong amount of change, fake bills, or foreign coins

I scraped up some chedda around my house and went to the store and bought some bread, until the deli style crooks tried to get me.

by CaLiii January 28, 2007

Crooked I

1. Tight ass Long Beach, CA rapper.

2. A bottle of Malt Liquor.

1. "Absolutely, cats bring their gats to shoot me
I even watch all them rats actin goofy
Disguised as groupies, that's a doozy
What's that bulge under your shirt?
That's an uzi... excuse me"

2. "You got tha crooked i nigga?"

by I love doodle in my french toast April 1, 2007

Motor Crook

v. To motorboat a female while showering with her.

By the time Ben left the shower his face was bruised from all of the motor crooking.

by The Studebakers September 4, 2011

crooked

the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party

man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing

by gooooglakis January 7, 2010

Tom Croom

Founder of Wasabi Anime in Florida.
His reputation for creativity coupled with his strange attraction to drama have elevated him to almost legendary status in the anime fan community in the southeast United States.

There are constant debates as to whether or not this is a good thing.

See also: evil

OMGWTFBBQ... did you see Tom Croom's Livejournal this week? He's at it again!

by Haplo June 11, 2006

Crooze

To aimlessly drive through neighborhoods, drinking beer and philosphphically discussing the world as you know it.

A phonetically funny combination of the words "booze" and "cruise"

Lets crooze the neighborhood and talk about how much fun it would be to light up some zombies out the top of the moonroof with an AR-15.

by turboj0e November 7, 2010

coochie crook

1) One who gets many girls without effort.(noun)
2) the act of getting girls with little effort. (verb)

The Northwestern basketball players coochie crook cheerleaders.

by BSmoov April 14, 2009