Crock pot

when a girls pussy is so hot your dick feels like it is on fire.

i fucked my girl last night and she had a crock pot

by giggle_dust1_ February 15, 2018

alaskin crock pot

When you shove as many ice cubes as you can into your partners asshole, then you let the ice simmer for 30 minutes

Oh babe, give me the alaskin crock pot tonight!

by Crazymatman June 8, 2016

angry crock-pot

Several men cum into a pot, a female squirts into the pot, then you put the mixture on a cake and eat it

How did your angry crock-pot turn out last night?

by Meresh1 July 17, 2017

Kentucky Crock Pot

After an anal gang bang, when an anus is full of several loads of semen, the owner of said anus inserts a variety of ingredients such as vegetables, meat, etc. and then clenches the anus shut to trap all of the sperm loads and food. This causes the food and semen to "cook" inside of the rectum.

Dude #1 "All of this anal sex is making me hungry"

Dude #2 "Let's make a Kentucky Crock Pot!"

Dude "1 "Oh yeah! My favorite part is the savory brown dumplings!"

by missanthropee January 14, 2011

crock pot

the best person in the whole wide world they are so nice with dark brown hair and short.

woah crock pot is lookin hella fresh today

by fettyfarmer679 May 18, 2016

crockpotcher

To be crockpotched, usually twice in the face whilst under the influence of beer & weed. Shouting ''crockpotch!!'' after potching will ensure your Crockpotch has been correctly executed.

Fat willy crockpotcher my mum in the face whilst taking a drag off a spliff from his anus!

by Fromage April 8, 2007

crockpotting

when you rizz a girl a minimum 5 hrs before you see her, essentially making her vagina “crockpot” because she is thinking about it all day and she is horny which is subconsciously preparing herself for your dick

“i told my girlfriend that I can’t wait to be inside her this morning, she’s crockpotting right now”

by intelligent theta chi January 25, 2023