critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.

"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"

by bustrud March 9, 2023

critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee one can drink, i.e. havin had one too many cups of coffee and hence feeling sleepy now instead of alert and awake.

"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."

by bustrud March 9, 2023

Critical Contrarianism

The belief that critics are almost always dead wrong when reviewing a work. Indeed, these days reviews from critics and audiences tend to differ wildly.

The common belief is that if the critic reviews are negative and the audience is positive, the work is great, and if critic reviews are high while audience reviews are poor, the work is terrible.

The Mario Movie got a 55% on Rotten Tomatoes from critics, but 98% from the audience. That's critical contrarianism for you.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2023

Critical Role

The best DND group ever to exist on this planet. I worship them, I pray to them. I manifest. THEYRE SO COOL

'Critical role is my life'

by Iatetoomanychickenwings July 19, 2024

Critical Identity Theory

Ray Blanchards definition of what's wrong with modern day society

Critical Identity Theory is easily defined in the National Institute of Health a government board committee.

by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023

CRITICAL SHIT

the meme: critical shit, where the the soldier from team fortress 2 screams, with a horribly misfigured mouth, and flames coming out of his eyes

have you seen this meme?
it's called critical shit

by direct crit October 20, 2023

Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024